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Archangel
2008-03-09 18:25:52 UTC
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A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum
cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow
to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Joanne Drysdale's Vortex Vibrations /Lovehoney.co.uk

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms
lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up
with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently
resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her
fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her
divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I
could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried
it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring
pleasure to all women."

Archangel
Patriot Games
2008-03-10 15:43:08 UTC
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Post by Archangel
A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum
cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.
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"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring
pleasure to all women."
If it gets 'em to do the housework that's fine with me.

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