Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies

[Archangel]

Updated: March 32, 2009
Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those
trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and
President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of
their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams
in the league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said
Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the
wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who
are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to
teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the
Steelers. “The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber
of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled
to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has
imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team
play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents,
careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment
to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have
won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan
calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the
NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In
these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must
reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and
for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama
assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to
worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL
and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will
no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises.
“We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It
does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions
that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member
of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit
Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not
manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of
their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The
redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s
division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen
on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a
smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now
celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over
the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to
provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of
uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can
all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has
another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud
Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of
their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to
their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help
stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream.
Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in
the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and
Change.”
Obama provides hope to NFL teams.
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and
hard work.

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Post by Archangel
Updated: March 32, 2009
Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those
trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and
President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of
their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams
in the league.

I kinda think this proposal was floated in the last administration,
but what they wanted to do was pump up a national feeling that the
Canadians were responsible, since Warren Moon never panned out and
Flutie sukked when he was there. Supposedly, then commissioner
Tagliabue met with Andy Card and decided that if the republicans could
drum up sufficient public fear, they’d be able to blame the Canadians
for attacking the league, and embark on a “war on terribilism” to stop
terriblilism over there so it won’t infect us here.

The plan was supposed to be financed simply by making more trophies
now and having future generations pay for them. The impetus for Bush’s
electorate ( the “haves and the have mores”) was that the creation of
all the new superbowl prizes would be securitized, sold, and resold
numerous times. That way, the commissions and bonuses could be paid
for each transaction, and players, who actually WORKED for the assets
would be left holding the bag.

That’s what Cheney was talking about when former treas secretary Paul
O’neil quoted him as saying “This administration doesn’t have to worry
about deficits.”

Fortunately they determined that they couldn’t generate enough fear to
get the public to back a Canadian invasion, and then 9/11 happened,
and they set their sites on Iraq.



.

[awthrawthr]

Post by Archangel
Updated: March 32, 2009
Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies
Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the
only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those
trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and
President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of
their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams
in the league.
“We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said
Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the
wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who
are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to
teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the
Steelers. “The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber
of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled
to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has
imposed on Godel and the NFL.
The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team
play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents,
careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment
to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have
won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan
calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the
NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In
these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must
reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and
for every fan.”
“My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama
assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to
worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL
and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will
no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises.
“We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It
does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions
that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member
of this great American league.”
The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit
Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not
manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of
their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The
redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s
division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen
on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a
smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now
celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over
the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to
provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of
uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can
all prosper.
All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has
another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud
Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of
their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to
their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help
stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream.
Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in
the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and
Change.”
Obama provides hope to NFL teams.
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and
hard work.

Does anyone know how to spell "lose" anymore! Lose is a verb and has a
'z' sound. "Loose" is most commonly used as an adjective and has an
's' sound. Even when it is used as a verb, it still has an 's' sound,
AND HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING THAN 'LOSE.'

WTF is the matter with people these days...everywhere you look, the
word "lose" is misspelled. THE OTHER DAY IT WAS USED WRONG IN AN
ONLINE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE! In other words it, must be the end
times...I'm sure of it.